Unlike the Lawan Report which recommended further investigations into N230 billion unaccounted for by some 71 marketers, the Imoukhuede Report is seeking a refund to the tune of N422 billion from the marketers who were listed.”-Segun Adeniyi
“When I was considering to run for governorship, I called him and asked for his opinion. He was my confidant. When I was appointing him, I never bothered about the town where he came from. No primordial sentiments featured in his appointment at all. It will be difficult to find someone who could capture my mind on issues like Olaitan” -Gov Oshiomole on his late Principal Private Secretary -The Nation Newspaper
Laugh it off please.
THE desire for titles by Nigerians is widely recognized worldwide. However, the title-mania has assumed another dimension with Nigerians now adopting a saying that “if title will not come to Wazobia, then Wazobia must go to title.” Some of the more popular self-inflicted titles include: “Friend of the president,” noticed on a complimentary card, and “Office of the former deputy governor,” noticed on a signpost. Other beautiful titles include a letterhead paper which had “An old classmate to the governor’s wife”, a signpost bearing “This land belongs to the chief critic of Mr. President”, and a car which had the following words boldly crested on it, “I am the sister to the Woman leader of the largest party in the black race.”
Source : The Guardian Nigeria Sunday Magazine
However, it is ironical that while the state security service was reading treason into the activities of Aregbesola of Osun State, the World Bank led officials of the federal government and 15 states to Osogbo to understand the employment generation programme of his administration. -Femi Falana
Life is short,have fun!!! 